Proof wives are impossible to get along with...

"Jury is in."
"Has the jury made its verdict Foreman?"
"Yes it has Sir"
"And how does the find the wife, err... I mean defendant for the charges of being impossible to get along with and demeaning towards the gentle, kind hearted and loving husband?"
"Guilty Sir of being impossible Your Honor."
"Guilty Sir for the charge of being demeaning Your Honor."
Your honor the members of the jury, all the men and the two female members would request leniency in these matters sir. It is our suggestion that we take her back to the jury pool and each give her a bare-bottom Your Honor"

"Do you think that a punishment like that would be sufficient enough to prevent this sort of treatment from happening again?"
"We did talk that over and unanimously agreed that talking about it Sir only made us want to do it more Your Honor so, we ended up agreeing we don't care and we just wast to spank her sexy ass Sir"
"Very well put Mister Foreman. You do have to agree that I would need to be there to supervise, understood?"
"Yes Sir, we were hoping you'd take a few slaps at it yourself given the nature of the situation Your Honor"

"Will the Defendant please stand up for yhe court? Now would the defendant please face the entrance way to the court and bend over slightly? Hmmmmmmm...."
"Ok you may turn around Miss"
You have been found guilty for the charges of being impossible to get along with and demeaning towards the gentle, kind hearted and loving husband"
"I will adopt into punishment the recommendation as suggester by a jury of your peers"
"You will be bare-bottomed spanked by myself and each of them, is that understood Mam"
"Im sorry you feel that was Miss, if I were you I'd have a seat for a minute while I finish writing up your sentence because I don't think you're going to want to sit on that ass for the next few days after we're done here."
"Gentle, kind hearted and loving husband, please stand up?"
"Thank you Sir. I wanted to offer you to witness and possibly allow you to give her part of the spanking that she so needs. Would you like to watch Sir or wait out here"
"Hayell Yea I wanna watch! Thank you Yer Honer"

Gentle, kind hearted and loving husband looks back, snickers and whispers "neener-neener-neener, Ha-Ha-Ha!"

"Will court please arise?"
"Court will take a three hour recess. For those of you fighting payment for a fine or traffic ticket you do not have to return if you pay the Bailiff double the amount, with an additional one-hundred and thirty-seven dollars added before you leave because when I return I'm going to charge you that much anyway. Might even charge you more."

Below is eve evidence tape used in the case...

One weird short, another one but this ones just strange and then nude Hippie Titties...

A very strange short film

Alicia




Daphne



And now for Hippie Titties...

Les Ballets Jackson "Fiesta Hippie" (Scopitone)

More Terror Twins...

[Warning] Contains only a few good swears, no nudity. I'm sorry and I wish there was more, but for now it's all I have to offer.

This time they torture some dumb Bimbo on FlashRock.com

"Comments will be added later with rest of the post"

James Merendino and Lisa Hammer join Franki Doll for the scariest flashrock webcast
(Killer version of In The Pines)

I love you, two versions of it.

Some (o)(o) <--- Boobs in this one, Pay attention to the warnings if you hate boobies!

Still I likes it!



"From the Blues Album. Josh from Faustian Nihilist played lead guitar. The clips are strewn from some old footage of Nosferatu and some vintage nudes. "

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This is kind of a weird story how this Spanish version of "I Love You" happened. We threw a show on July 18, 2008. Local at our venue, The Knob. Not many people showed up at all. BUT, the impor...

This is kind of a weird story how this Spanish version of "I Love You" happened. We threw a show on July 18, 2008. Local at our venue, The Knob. Not many people showed up at all. BUT, the important people DID show. HAHAHAHA!!!! Better this guy showed than 100 unseless fucks:) HAHAHAHA!!!
Anyway, the kid got there right when the last band played. HAHAHAHAHA!!! He missed the music, but we started talking. He was 19 and had an accent. The dude was Miguel Guzmon, a kid from Honduras. No one had ever seen him around our small-ass town. He had walked by the day before and heard us practicing. HAHAHAHA!!! So he stopped by that day of the show.
Anyway, he said he used to sing in Honduras, so I went in, grabbed my acoustic, and we began practicing. He came by the next day and we recorded a couple track.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! The next day, he left town again. HAHAHAHA!!! His family move a lot.
It was a chance meeting and a small window of opportunity, but it was cool:) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

My Diet Pill "Sandy's Bathroom"

This is Christina Model and she is one of the cutest woman on the web. My Diet Pill is very good too. It's kind of Lou Reed Punk Style but with it's own accent.

Also this is from my DailyMotion Channel which I probably haven't looked at myself in a couple years or more. Here is a link to it [link to it], there might be other stuff on there. There should be, but they have deleted files on me so I just gave up on them.

Keely gives us some of her preferred

She seems to be just a model, no dancing or anything. I think she posted this stuff for a career boost. All the luck to her, I hope she fares well off of it.

DVVJ Bazuka "That Gamez"

This woman is the hottest, the coolest and the cruelest Lesbo I ever heard of. She bust be a multi millionaire because I cant see her show actually supporting her spread. Don't get me wrong because she is good, great even but I see her setup on her shows and I know the cost to turn out ratio. She's just a high end Video Disk Jock using only techno samplers. I also know her audience must be limited because of cultural and social restrictions. She seems to hate men and she's harsh end dom with her women. She even walks them on leash in public. I don't think many guys would bring a date to her show and I can't imagine all that many woman wanting to be caught up in a "beat me, whip me, drag me around on a chain and make me lick your...." scene. Still I can see that with her beauty and obvious wealth she might be a young womans first girl on girl fantasy experiment

No matter how she does it she can do it with me any time.

This one is kind of dark compared to her others.

Movie "Forbidden Zone"

Just a teaser I made of this film...


I had to break it up into 6 parts to upload it because of size restrictions. If you want it in single file then email me at FunkingDave@gmail.com and I'll send it to you. Single file size is about 300mb in flv format, three times that in AVI.

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Kid Rock-So Hot

Kid Rock is 20 years ahead of his time...
He belonged somewhere back in the 1980's with all the other phony fagot bands. pffft!

I recommend you skip this shitty vid altogether.

Why did I post the idiot if I don't like him? you ask?

To insult him Dumb-Ass!!!

Dimmu Borgir Apocalypse

And just when you thought it was safe to stop bangin yer head on the floor, huh?

LOL "Assume the position and start bangin the head!"

Wykked Wytch - Sweet Dreams

Man this Bytch-Wytch is Fukkin Awesome!
She's uggly enough yer friends wont hit on her unless they are hammered, yet purty enough to take out to McDonalds or Taco Bell or Burger King or something and she aint afraid of biting off some assholes ear in a fight with you (not "with you-against you" but "with you as a partner against other idiots")
I think she's an 8.75, she's a keeper.

Bitch, by Dope

WARNING!
The following video contains
images of a miniture napturer
or something like that
(boobies too)

Viewer deception is advised

Now go bang yer head on the floor!

Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls

Well, these guys ARE pussies, but what can I say???

Duran Duran - Girls On Film [Uncensored]

I always thought these guys were pussies. I never even gave em a chance, but to see this vid and knowing when it was made I need to give them credit for going out on the line.

Heh~heh,,, it's pretty good too.

Lily Allen, The Fear

This one I posted on my other blog, but here's the uncensored version.

Sea Bed , by Maydrim

Pretty good filming here...

Scooter's vids (uncensored)

This is Scooter. The guy is originally from Rhode Island I hear but he's in Germany now and one of the top artists out there...

Nessaja...

I'm Raving...


Weekend...

Meg White's elusive sex tape

This one is very rare...