Proof wives are impossible to get along with...

"Jury is in."
"Has the jury made its verdict Foreman?"
"Yes it has Sir"
"And how does the find the wife, err... I mean defendant for the charges of being impossible to get along with and demeaning towards the gentle, kind hearted and loving husband?"
"Guilty Sir of being impossible Your Honor."
"Guilty Sir for the charge of being demeaning Your Honor."
Your honor the members of the jury, all the men and the two female members would request leniency in these matters sir. It is our suggestion that we take her back to the jury pool and each give her a bare-bottom Your Honor"

"Do you think that a punishment like that would be sufficient enough to prevent this sort of treatment from happening again?"
"We did talk that over and unanimously agreed that talking about it Sir only made us want to do it more Your Honor so, we ended up agreeing we don't care and we just wast to spank her sexy ass Sir"
"Very well put Mister Foreman. You do have to agree that I would need to be there to supervise, understood?"
"Yes Sir, we were hoping you'd take a few slaps at it yourself given the nature of the situation Your Honor"

"Will the Defendant please stand up for yhe court? Now would the defendant please face the entrance way to the court and bend over slightly? Hmmmmmmm...."
"Ok you may turn around Miss"
You have been found guilty for the charges of being impossible to get along with and demeaning towards the gentle, kind hearted and loving husband"
"I will adopt into punishment the recommendation as suggester by a jury of your peers"
"You will be bare-bottomed spanked by myself and each of them, is that understood Mam"
"Im sorry you feel that was Miss, if I were you I'd have a seat for a minute while I finish writing up your sentence because I don't think you're going to want to sit on that ass for the next few days after we're done here."
"Gentle, kind hearted and loving husband, please stand up?"
"Thank you Sir. I wanted to offer you to witness and possibly allow you to give her part of the spanking that she so needs. Would you like to watch Sir or wait out here"
"Hayell Yea I wanna watch! Thank you Yer Honer"

Gentle, kind hearted and loving husband looks back, snickers and whispers "neener-neener-neener, Ha-Ha-Ha!"

"Will court please arise?"
"Court will take a three hour recess. For those of you fighting payment for a fine or traffic ticket you do not have to return if you pay the Bailiff double the amount, with an additional one-hundred and thirty-seven dollars added before you leave because when I return I'm going to charge you that much anyway. Might even charge you more."

Below is eve evidence tape used in the case...